REaL LyFE IM's

[hI My NaMe iZ]

Warning:

Some names have been changed to protect identity theft and to encourage bonds of marrige and sisterhood.

[Hey Yeah]

whoa, okay, what's going on? why does it say all of that unknown stuff??

[biyah1087]

biya1087: it made me laugh
immadsyed: do you think i vare?
immadsyed: care
biya1087: no i dont think you vare
biya1087: i didnt think you knew how to vare, either
immadsyed: wait,what does vare mean?
immadsyed: sounds like a vocabulary word
biya1087: well...
biya1087: 'vare' is actually 'wear' pronounced by a fob
immadsyed: oh
immadsyed: ic

[hI My NaMe iZ]

this convo was just straight up stupid..

I don't know why I posted it.

[hI My NaMe iZ]

bers [11:57 AM]: hey salaam
Daisy0 [11:57 AM]: ws
Daisy0 [11:57 AM]: hiii mbz
bers [11:57 AM]: hows ur back n heart, kideny chest and lungs?
Daisy0 [11:57 AM]: lol
bers [11:57 AM]: and colon?
Daisy0 [11:57 AM]: dang
Daisy0 [11:57 AM]: alhamdulillah
Daisy0 [11:57 AM]: thanx
Daisy0 [11:57 AM]: wats up
bers [12:01 PM]: i see..wow ur up ealry 2day
Daisy0 [12:01 PM]: yea like lately i get up mad early
Daisy0 [12:01 PM]: and cant fall asleep after that
Daisy0 [12:01 PM]: well nto mad early like 9 ish
bers [12:01 PM]: thats good, 12:00
bers [12:02 PM]: wow is it health reasons?
Daisy0 [12:02 PM]: no no
Daisy0 [12:02 PM]: i dont know wat it is
bers [12:02 PM]: or are u busy looking of rishta.com?
Daisy0 [12:02 PM]: but i jus get up
Daisy0 [12:02 PM]: no
Daisy0 [12:02 PM]: shaadi.com
bers [12:02 PM]: werd?
Daisy0 [12:02 PM]: werd
Daisy0 [12:02 PM]: its better
Daisy0 [12:02 PM]: more potentials
bers [12:02 PM]: u know there is a shaadi.com
Daisy0 [12:03 PM]: they say if u come online earlier, u have a better chance bers [12:03 PM]: hindu
Daisy0 [12:03 PM]: no paki too
bers [12:03 PM]: yea all the pious polytheists are feeding their gods
bers [12:03 PM]: pious
Daisy0 [12:03 PM]: wat?
bers [12:04 PM]: they feed their gods milk and maatai made of coconutz
Daisy0 [12:04 PM]: lol
Daisy0 [12:04 PM]: u saw em do taht
bers [12:04 PM]: im NOT lying, not spoon feed
bers [12:04 PM]: the gods said they are maaad sick of coconutz
Daisy0 [12:04 PM]: wow, they talk to u!
bers [12:05 PM]: yea, an they prefer chocolate milk
Daisy0 [12:05 PM]: u got some serious connections
Daisy0 [12:05 PM]: hey
bers [12:05 PM]: i know and i don't even worship them, they just talk to me
bers [12:05 PM]: like their bored,
bers [12:06 PM]: neway...
Daisy0 [12:06 PM]: and i'm sure ur the only one they talk to
bers [12:06 PM]: no they also talk to brother moustafa
bers [12:06 PM]: in Senegal
Ok, they don't talk to me, but i think milk and coconutz are nutz
Daisy0 [12:12 PM]: ayte i'll ttyl inshaallah lemme go
Daisy0 signed off at 12:12 PM
bers [12:12 PM]: ok salaam

[amaney]

Daisy0 signed off at 12:12 PM
bers [12:12 PM]: ok salaam

i know everyone in JC knows who that is...lol...i used to get sooooo offended when she used to do that....but then when i asked her about it...she said yeah sorry i do that to all my friends...i cant help it...

she does it on the phone too....and now its aim..lol

[Fatima JC]

hahaha
amaney, i feel your pain... it's been years now, almost a decade since i've known her... and i'm still trying to cope

sometimes, i'll still be on my "wa rahmatullahi," and the phone goes *click* - and i'm like, 'man, i should've known it was gonna happen - why'd i bother'..


but she loves us all to death... so it's all good :-*

[hI My NaMe iZ]

M20 [6:29 PM]: anywayz
M20 [6:29 PM]: find anything else at the mall?
BeR [6:30 PM]: no
BeRX [6:30 PM]: hey im goin ealry eid shoppin..wut would fata like?
BeR [6:30 PM]: fata..both mia and abba like?
M20 [6:30 PM]: a broach?
M20 [6:30 PM]: mia a hijab
M20 [6:30 PM]: or no,
M20 [6:30 PM]: i'll ask her
M20 [6:30 PM]: indirectly
Ber[6:30 PM]: i wanna give everyone i like (sisters only) a gift..so it has to be from 5-7 $
M20 [6:31 PM]: not brothers
M20 [6:31 PM]: wow ur mean
M20 [6:31 PM]: i'll tell u wat i want
BeR [6:31 PM]: lol
BeR [6:31 PM]: i was gonna ask abba wut u like
BeR [6:31 PM]: AZA, HE wont cost 5-7$
BeR [6:31 PM]: sorry
BeR [6:32 PM]: vut do u vant it?
M20 [6:32 PM]: ok a long black hijab, wid fringest on it
M20 [6:32 PM]: and not thick
BeR [6:32 PM]: wait, the beard not long n thick?
BeR [6:33 PM]: sorry oops thats sumone else's wish list
BeR [6:33 PM]: ok
M20 [6:33 PM]: pshh
M20 [6:33 PM]: haha then i'll know who to i mean wat to get u
M20 [6:33 PM]: ;-)
BeR [6:33 PM]: no if u can't tie a rubber band on it
BeR [6:34 PM]: can't
BeR [6:34 PM]: than i dunno, gotta do istikhara
M20 [6:34 PM]: why a rubber band?
BeR [6:34 PM]: pony tail holder, scrunchie, wutever
BeR [6:35 PM]: bannana clip..butterfly clip
BeR [6:35 PM]: wutever doesnt hurt him
M20 [6:35 PM]: ok hold up
BeR [6:35 PM]: or wutever he's use too
M20 [6:35 PM]: are u gonna post this convo up to
M20 [6:35 PM]: hmmmmm
M20 [6:35 PM]: pshhhhh
M20 [6:35 PM]: i wuz like noooo she didn't
M20 [6:35 PM]: !
BeR [6:35 PM]: this convo?
M20 [6:35 PM]: yea like u did to the last weird convo
M20 [6:35 PM]: i wuz like @#%$ i wuz jus like okk, er has issuessss
BeR [6:36 PM]: ah yes, I am just protecting u and me from the evil doers
BeR [6:36 PM]: people w/ no sense of humor
BeR [6:36 PM]: aza, u know I am MAD funny
M20 [6:36 PM]: i dont know anymore
M20 [6:36 PM]: u used to be
M20 [6:36 PM]: u had skillz
BeR [6:36 PM]: I am just protetcing myself, I'm sorry if u get hurt or embarassed along the way
M20 [6:36 PM]: lol get outta here shorty
BeR [6:36 PM]: ok you're just trying to humble me but it's not working

[SwaZaaY]

hehehe, she did post it...

but you know we all love you, Bighead :p



~~>SwaZaaY<~~

YM-NY

[myname's Umber]

II faReEnA II [12:30 PM]: y0 man i hate when my mom cooks when im home
II faReEnA II [12:31 PM]: i leave the house smelling like india express
II faReEnA II [12:31 PM]: today god knows wat she was frying AND MY EYES HAVE BEEN BURNING FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES
channa [12:32 PM]: haha that happens to me too
channa [12:32 PM]: thats soo funny
channa [12:33 PM]: like yesterday, i was sad, and then my eyes teared, and I was like, 'am I crying and asking for Allah's help, or it the chlli masala?
II faReEnA II [12:33 PM]: hahahaha
channa [12:33 PM]: i couldn't figure it out cuz I was so saaad
channa[12:34 PM]: so it killed my sadness cuz then i started to figure it out 'to myself':...chicken korma doesn't make my eyes tear, wut is this??'
channa [12:34 PM]: neway brb
II faReEnA II [12:34 PM]: hahaha
II faReEnA II [12:34 PM]: y were u sad
channa [12:35 PM]: im happpy now so i dont wanna talk abt it
channa [12:35 PM]: like when im sad, ill im u and sob
channa [12:35 PM]: but i don't wanna remember
II faReEnA II [12:36 PM]: ok as long as u feel better now
channa[12:36 PM]: yes I am I am
II faReEnA II is away at 12:47 PM i got another midterm
Auto response from II faReEnA II [12:48 PM]: passing with flying colorz CUZ IM AN ACE
channa[12:48 PM]: Yeaa BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
channa [12:48 PM]: Fly Away!
II faReEnA II signed off at 12:48 PM

[myname's Umber]

opium [12:35 PM]: salam. how are you. tomorrow i'm making chicken pie
BeRXxX [12:37 PM]: wa salaam
BeRXxX [12:37 PM]: goood
BeRXxX [12:37 PM]: alhamdulilah thanx 4 askin...werd? save me a piece
opium [12:38 PM]: come by tomorrow for iftar if you aren't busy
BeRXxX [12:38 PM]: hey i dont wanna beat around the bush sooo
opium [12:38 PM]: go on
BeRXxX [12:38 PM]: i have an ifatr
BeRXxX [12:38 PM]: sowee
BeRXxX [12:38 PM]: ok...wut do u Need/ want for eid..plz i wanna make this as painless as possible
BeRXxX [12:38 PM]: socks, jewlery?
BeRXxX [12:38 PM]: what color?
BeRXxX [12:38 PM]: shirt, undershirt, pajamas?
BeRXxX [12:38 PM]: what? plzzzz
BeRXxX [12:38 PM]: tell me
BeRXxX [12:39 PM]: jewelry box
opium [12:39 PM]: well i need nothing - but what i need and what i want are two very very different things as my poor husband has come to realize!!
BeRXxX [12:39 PM]: don't be nice like Jane Doe
opium [12:39 PM]: hahah
opium [12:39 PM]: am i not nice then?
BeRXxX [12:39 PM]: lol..shes annoying nice
BeRXxX [12:39 PM]: ur not annoying nice
opium [12:40 PM]: actually i'm looking for a scarf, hat or gloves..take your pick..i'm tired of being frozen to death!
opium [12:40 PM]: Jane Doe just hasn't realised you are allowed to speak your mind!
BeRXxX [12:42 PM]: thanx
opium [12:50 PM]: i am going to make chocolate cream puffs for dessert
BeRXxX [12:54 PM]: whattt
BeRXxX [12:54 PM]: ur breaking the Rules !!!
BeRXxX [12:55 PM]: STOP right this second
opium [12:55 PM]: whaaat
BeRXxX [12:55 PM]: u know the rules
BeRXxX [12:55 PM]: need I remind u again?
opium [12:55 PM]: ok ok, only talk about food 15 mins before iftar
BeRXxX [12:55 PM]: yes !
BeRXxX [12:55 PM]: SubhanAllah

Note: This is not backbiting about Jane Doe; mashAllah she is a really nice, super duper nice sister, mashAllah; annoying nice, like me..ok not really

[myname's Umber]

did anyone think this was funny?

[crazeeeA]

no.




















haha.:p

[myname's Umber]

so u didn't even smile, not even a smirk at the Indian express one?
such serious youth mashAllah

[myname's Umber]

It seems like people like to make fun of other people (in a rude, non-cute, insulting way) , or boys making fun of girls in front of their faces and vice versa.

Both have fitnah and are *weak*

So who cares of weaknesses?

There is humor in the the non-insulting truth; this is the less treaded path which I choose to tread, sometimes alone in laughter, alone in smiles; just plain alone, but I'm not lonely.

when you mess up in being funny, it only humbles you.

Amna, do you feel me?
which path are you going to take?

Choose wisely.

some people, they think Calculus and Algebra problems are funny; I am not one of those people.

[AuntieBachi]

lol . . . gumber you make me laugh and those IMs did appealed to my sense of humor. so i laughed.

[myname's Umber]

This isn't funny:


mEnA II [10:50 PM]: y0 whens eid
eRXxX [10:50 PM]: thurs
eRXxX [10:50 PM]: !
mEnA II [10:50 PM]: crap...i can't make it then
mEnA II [10:51 PM]: MY LIFE IS OVER
eRXxX [10:51 PM]: yes it is
eRXxX [10:51 PM]: everyones complaining
eRXxX [10:51 PM]: lol
eRXxX [10:51 PM]: eveyrone ungrateful
eRXxX [10:52 PM]: lol
mEnA II [10:52 PM]: well of course...u can't celebrate it the way u want
eRXxX [10:53 PM]: i was jus on the phone w my very good freind lol
eRXxX [10:53 PM]: we were sayin' muslims alwyz cry 4 unity'
"Why cant we celebrate eid the same day', why???"
and then when Allah Azwajal grants our wish, we complain. '"Why the same day? I have to iron my eid clothes and make cheesecake now, and I don't want to."

Insaan is so forgetful of their blessings.

[myname's Umber]

eee a [6:31 PM]: king kingggg
Auto response from BeR [6:31 PM]: King king Kabaob King...weddin partayy…. leave one
eee a [6:31 PM]: me and my bros made a remix to that commercial
BeR [12:48 AM]: werd. I renamed Microsoft word on my desktop to 'Werd'
BeR [12:49 AM]: how does the remix sound? Id luv 2 hear it
eee a [6:10 AM]: ur*
eee a [6:10 AM]: this is the remix – this is the remix
eee a [6:10 AM]: aring-king king king, aring-king king
eee a [6:10 AM]: sounds cooler in person :)

* Kabob King is the name of a most spicy Pakistani restaurant in town; they are known for their kabobs hence, their Name 'Kabob King'

In TV Channels dedicated to the Indian/ Pakistani community, they have this very resounding amateur commercial where A Pakistani guy with realllly funny Indian accent sings 'King King Kabob King' (though the restaurant is called 'Kabbob King').

the fobby accent makes it sound really funny.
so you can imagine the fobby remix sounding even funnier.

I apologize for the detailed description but I did not want this joke to be inclusive but rather I wanted all cultures to appreciate this joke, not just Pakistani and Indians who have heard this song

king king kabab king. king king kabab king. king king kabab king. king king kabab king.

seekh kabab or chapli kabab?

[crazeeeA]

ari king king king, arii king king

[Fatima the Abbasi]

hahaha you two are crazy funny... i love you guys... :D

seekh kabab or chapli kabab?
i'll have a behari kabab, please

[myname's Umber]

chapli kabob fool.

don't offend my mom; she makes THE BEST out there.

[Fatima the Abbasi]

it seems that i may have to enlist my beloved behari sitwat... an honorary t-unit member.. in this culinary struggle to find the best kabaab

so you claim your mom's is the best, huh? taste will tell umz, taste will tell

(but on the basis of previous cooking, the likelihood may be high that she will come out on top)

[myname's Umber]

A whole new world...




lurke (11:27:50 PM): hilo!

UmB (11:28:38 PM): hey.

lurke (11:28:52 PM): how are ve doing?

UmB (11:29:45 PM): ok i was trying 2 solve that Einstein riddle but maybe 2morrow i will as im not feeling smart' right now u?

lurke (11:30:17 PM): which einstein riddle is this ?

UmBe (11:33:46 PM): http://forum.ymonline.org/showthread.php?p=19463#post19463

lurke (11:38:52 PM): yea

lurke (11:38:59 PM): im def not gonna be able to figure this out lol

lurke (11:39:31 PM): this is tough tough tough

UmB (11:39:56 PM): yea they made it more complic w/ this hanafi shafi stuff; these muslim smarty pants make these riddles i tell u

UmB(11:50:57 PM): I was watching PBS today and was surprised to learn methamphetamine is the biggest drug and is hedin on the east coast..

UmB (11:51:28 PM): and only 22% ever stop being addicted; its crazy and sad.

lurke (11:51:44 PM): yes, drugs are zero cool

UmB(11:52:50 PM): meth thats serious stuff and sooo addictive i mean 22% recover..wow

lurke (11:53:17 PM): yea, when u do that stuff once, ur done with

UmB (11:53:47 PM): do u know people who've done it? in college people only did weed thats it.

lurke (11:54:39 PM): i knew kids who did that stuff in highschool

lurke (11:54:56 PM): an now they have no future

lurke (11:55:01 PM): they are loosers

lurke (11:55:22 PM): an its even worse cuz

lurke (11:55:29 PM): the school i went to was a private school

lurke (11:55:36 PM): supposedly suppose to be better

UmB (11:56:03 PM): i feel so bad for them their %75 screwed... all umm done for. sad.

UmB(12:01:38 AM): how did they do in school?

lurke (12:01:52 AM): they were pretty decent kids

lurke (12:02:09 AM): they were smart kids, but slackers

lurke (12:02:21 AM): i jus strayed from them cuz

lurke (12:02:36 AM): i didnt wanna get caught up hangin roun wit kids like that

UmB (12:03:03 AM): "Heavy, chronic usage can also prompt psychotic behavior, such as paranoia, aggression, hallucinations and delusions. Some users have been known to feel insects crawling beneath their skin. "He picks and picks and picks at himself, like there are bugs inside his face," the mother of one meth addict told Newsweek . "He tears his clothes off and ties them around his head." The same article told the story of another former addict, who, even after five years of sobriety, can't go to the bathroom without propping a space heater against the door, in case someone is after him."

lurke (12:03:39 AM): oh yea totally

lurker (12:03:42 AM): u halucinate

lurke (12:03:49 AM): one of my friends

lurke (12:03:53 AM): was out once

lurke (12:03:54 AM): that

lurke (12:04:07 AM): little gnomes were telling him to do stuf haha

lurker (12:04:13 AM): however sad that is

lurke (12:04:41 AM): brb

lurke (12:14:06 AM): yea, that stuff is bad bad

UmB (12:16:33 AM): Cerebral scans show large areas of meth users’ brains either no longer function or appear to be missing entirely, Stalcup says. The craving is so intense that “some people get addicted to the (needle) prick,” says Angela. “Your addict mind thinks there’s going to be a rush. I have friends who get a rush just from a needle - giving blood.” ok i will stop quoting now i just find it so interesting and mind numbing. crazyyy

urke (12:17:21 AM): lol

UmB (12:19:18 AM): They learn it at home “I remember my aunt smoking crack,” Holme says of her early years in California. “I never asked, ‘What’s that?’ It was normal.” and we think our family is wack; all we see our aunts doing is drinking chai and we think thats normal. no crak in our houses; though people are paranoid.

UmB(12:19:57 AM): there is a lesson to be learned for me: thank God i never met a meth junkie cuz you never know, curiosity killed the cat.

UmB (12:20:18 AM): but i am addicted to chai and coffee and decaf makes me happy too

lurke (12:21:03 AM): yes

lurke (12:21:04 AM): im addicted to chai times

lurke(12:21:15 AM): an starbucks

lurke (12:21:21 AM): starbucks junkie

UmB(12:22:14 AM): yea Ramadan is hard only cuz i get sleepy. need coffee/ chai. I guess ramadan is harder for meth users

UmB (12:22:21 AM): so i should be thankful.

[shiza_66]

shiza_66:salam hun..sup?
nadia_33:salam!!..meh bored..doing this inventing thingy
shiza_66: interesting..need help?
nadia_33:yeah,sure..could you tell me if this is a good invention? A thing that easily cuts paper?
shiza_66: uhh..nadia..that's already been invented:D
nadia_33::mad: don't tell me someone in my class thought of it!!!!
shiza_66:...um sweety.."A thing that easily cuts paper" is also known as SCISSORS!!
nadia_33: !!!!!!
nadia_33: !!!!!!!
nadia_33:ahh! my head is spinning...byeeee habibti!:sorry:

[myname's Umber]

Auto Response from dontbejelous (8:35:12 PM): im being harassed by my favroite aunty
dontbejelous (8:35:23 PM): this happens every day
dontbejelous (8:35:26 PM): im going insane
UmB (8:37:09 PM): well thats what happens to me by my fav auntie but im use to it
Auto Response from dontbejelous [/B] (8:37:10 PM): I heard a voice last night

It said wake up and open your eyes

Wake up, walk out tonight

Cause he doesn't care if you're dead or alive

Dead or alive...


UmB(8:37:23 PM): i luv ur away msg

[BintFozi]

Oh Umbz, wherever did you find such a cool away message?

[myname's Umber]

that's between me, Allah Azza wa Jal, and rida :brother2:

[BlessedMuslimah]

me: *poke
i'm trying to call you :(
but like.. i keep getting this voice mail thingy
of this one automated dude
lets call him frankie
so yeah, frankie apparently keeps picking up and he wants me to leave my name and number
does that mean he's like.. hitting on me?

[myname's Umber]

Lets keep this thread on IM's:) inshaAllah

[BintFozi]

Me (12:34:53 AM): brb one sec
Timmy (12:35:06 AM): kkk
Me (12:36:46 AM): back
Timmy (12:37:35 AM): weclome
Timmy (12:37:37 AM): where di du go?
Me (12:38:00 AM): throw our trash
Timmy (12:38:09 AM): mines n urs?
Timmy (12:38:10 AM): really?

Yeah yeah Umbz, I misspelled a word. Sue me. :p

[BintFozi]

Me (12:56:31 AM): i dont think before i type
Me (12:56:35 AM): so i change my mind
Me (12:56:37 AM): in between thoughts
Heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaa (12:56:50 AM): who really does think before typing?
Heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaa (12:56:53 AM): i don't think i do
Me (12:57:01 AM): lol you'd be surprised
Heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaa (12:57:02 AM): well, i just thought right then
Heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaa (12:57:04 AM): but i don't
Heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaa (12:57:06 AM): i think
Heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaa (12:57:08 AM): maybe
Me (12:57:08 AM): lool
Heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaa (12:57:12 AM): stop making me think!!

Two in a row, I'm on a kabob roll. And I'm also really tired so all the corny jokes are coming out of my system now. :rolleyes:

[BintFozi]

Me: am i a quiet person?
Humber: why r u asking?
Me: i dont know it was just a thought
Humber: u are
Humber: but not on the forums
Me: im a moderator on the forums, my job requires me to speak

I don't know, it was mad random and corny and funny in an odd way. :confused:

[myname's Umber]

:rolleyes: is it just me, or are only the IM's I post really funny?:confused:

[Fatima tneck]

umbz the ones you post arent funny at all
but you're still cool-

[myname's Umber]

some of them are prettttty funny.

are you like serious and like 'holy' (i.e no sense of humor) now since you came back from Umra?:rolleyes:

[mocha24]

Me (12:56:31 AM): i dont think before i type
Me (12:56:35 AM): so i change my mind
Me (12:56:37 AM): in between thoughts
Heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaa (12:56:50 AM): who really does think before typing?
Heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaa (12:56:53 AM): i don't think i do
Me (12:57:01 AM): lol you'd be surprised
Heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaa (12:57:02 AM): well, i just thought right then
Heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaa (12:57:04 AM): but i don't
Heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaa (12:57:06 AM): i think
Heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaa (12:57:08 AM): maybe
Me (12:57:08 AM): lool
Heeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaa (12:57:12 AM): stop making me think!!

Two in a row, I'm on a kabob roll. And I'm also really tired so all the corny jokes are coming out of my system now. :rolleyes:

u guys dont think before you type? it takes up so much time, so dont u get teh chance to think it through before u finish?

[BintFozi]

u guys dont think before you type? it takes up so much time, so dont u get teh chance to think it through before u finish?
I actually type really fast; the stenography world was devastated when they heard I was going into education.

My typing speed doesn't allow for me to really think out what I'm saying before I say it.

She won't admit it, but I suspect that the only reason Umber chose me as her secretary is because I can type and smile at the same time. :)

[myname's Umber]

She won't admit it, but I suspect that the only reason Umber chose me as her secretary is because I can type and smile at the same time.


Your right, why the heck would a person choose a silly girl who frowns and types at the same time?
I needed someone who appreciates a high caliber of humor:niqab:

I need an SG,

an SG who could realize the beauty in the SG life, and I found my match, alhamdulilah!
All SG's are cool.

Ok I have to moderate myself:

Guys lets get back on focus..cool away messages.

[BintFozi]

Guys lets get back on focus..cool away messages.
Actually, our focus was REaL LyFE IM's. ;)

Humber: Which one should we use?
Me: I like the black, I think it's a lot bolder.
Me: Not to be confused with boulder, which is actually a large rock.

I like being corny, it makes my life complete. :)

[Fatima tneck]

some of them are prettttty funny.

are you like serious and like 'holy' (i.e no sense of humor) now since you came back from Umra?:rolleyes:

No, I still have my humor Alhamdulilah.

I was trying out that honesty thing Islam teaches us...but I forgot the part about "when you have nothing good to say, stay silent".
:rolleyes:

[Fatima tneck]

p.s. 'Holy' people can still have a sense of humor. I know many.

[myname's Umber]

Actually, our focus was REaL LyFE IM's. ;)

Humber: Which one should we use?
Me: I like the black, I think it's a lot bolder.
Me: Not to be confused with boulder, which is actually a large rock.

I like being corny, it makes my life complete. :)


I meant what Rida just posted!

[myname's Umber]

p.s. 'Holy' people can still have a sense of humor. I know many.

hmm, I know like only about between 1-2 dozen really funny holy people; and I'm not even tight with them like that!!

Can I hangout with your friends Mian?

ok, we need to make a new thread Mian..this is way off topic!

[Morning]

Manal says:
mohamed says that he misses you

Morning says:
tell him that i miss him also

Manal says:
he said then wow

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To learn about Mohamed go here (http://forum.ymonline.org/showpost.php?p=34901&postcount=91) and here (http://forum.ymonline.org/showpost.php?p=35726&postcount=99)

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Manal says:
hahhaha mohameds breaking my fingers

Morning says:
hm.. thats not a good thing

Manal says:
i now

[Morning]

btw, Manal is 10 yrs old..

masha'Allah kids are getting so tech savy these days. I didn't even have a hotmail account, let alone go on msn, till i was in junior high..

or maybe i'm just slow.

[ayaelse92]

Typical conversation between Habiba and I.

Ayaelse92: hey biba wats up?
Habiba: nothin much
Habiba: whats up with you
Ayaelse92: the SKY
Habiba: lol
Habiba: not
Ayaelse92: you think ur funny?
Ayaelse92: hit one on me?!
Habiba: i fdon't think i know
Ayaelse92: i mean *!*
Ayaelse92: i fdon't think you think...
Habiba: i don't think, i know
Ayaelse92: know of nothing i suppose..
Habiba: can't wait until camp
Ayaelse92: inshallah
Habiba: only 6243165431564 days left
Ayaelse92: very funny
Habiba: u know whats funny
Habiba: ur face
Ayaelse92: um..not really..more like your when you wake up..
Ayaelse92: HAHAHAHAHA!
Ayaelse92: i'm a jokster
Habiba: wen was the last time u saw me weni woke up
Ayaelse92: december
Habiba: wow
Habiba: and know we are in the middle month 6 months past
Ayaelse92: u confuse me..wait you confuse everyone..i forgive you
Habiba: ok.........
Ayaelse92: any new pranks?
Ayaelse92: ideas?
Ayaelse92: for you know who..
Habiba: xcept the tan one
Habiba: except
Ayaelse92: did u buy it?
Habiba: no i already had 5 stuff
Habiba: and yara would not buy it
Ayaelse92: oh
Habiba: any new pranks
Ayaelse92: um..shaving cream, vaseline and thats it. dont worry i'll think of more..
Habiba: i have the good pranks saved on microsoft
Ayaelse92: same..
Habiba: i think i have 7 not including the ones we listed at ur house
Ayaelse92: i dont member wat i have...i have 1 1/2 pages..
Ayaelse92: ALL GOOD STUFF
Habiba: cool
Ayaelse92: very i might add